Fwd: Best of Dilbert's "Out of Office" mails

Warm Regards -- Saptarshi
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    Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2009 17:10:17 +0530
    From: Jasmeeta Dubey
Reply-To: Jasmeeta Dubey
Subject: Best of Dilbert's "Out of Office" mails
      To: Jasmeeta Dubey

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to
get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed
so that I may be promoted to management

4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will
be deleted in the order it was received.

5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the
first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You
are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

8: Hi! I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC
for my response.

9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave
me any messages.

10: I've run away to join a different circus.

11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.


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Jasmeeta Dubey
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